A ridiculous invention...that you'll probably want, too! A washing machine rigged to become an incredibly large drink mixer! Simply pour in the alcoholic beverage of your choice, add some lemons, limes, and a bunch of ice, and voila! It comes complete with a tap to serve your liquid concoction..it'd be the talk of any party! You've heard of the term "over 5 times distilled"? Well this one's been "over 100s of times agitated"!