A Horse Walks into a Bar...Yes, it sounds like the start to a Dad Joke, but it's not. A horse really wandered into a bar in France. The horse broke loose from her rider at a nearby racetrack and made her way into a sports betting bar. Video footage shows the horse bucking from one end of the bar to the other. Customers can be seen fleeing their seats. The horse was recovered in the parking lot. Thankfully, no one was injured.