Beard ornaments are now a thing. Beardaments look like the lights on your tree, but are individual pieces. You can put on as many as you want and they’ll add to Christmas spirit when they light up. The mini dangling ornaments come in red, green, silver and gold and you attach them with claw clips. A pack of 16 will only set you back $15 on Urban Outfitters, so they may be worth it! Of course bare face dudes like me are out of luck!