(Courtesy of Patch.com) Portland police promised that not only is this story not BOAR-ing, it is so exSTYting, I would feel the need to pick up my PEN and write about it.
An officer from the East Precinct was driving by Southeast Division Street and Southeast 138th Avenue just after midnight Tuesday when she noticed traffic slowing and driving around something in the road, according to Portland police. She stopped her patrol car to investigate. That's when she saw a pig standing in the eastbound lanes of Division, police said. She called for back-up. Here's what happened next!