Poor Reviews for Yellowstone National Park..Because They Have No Starbucks!

Yellowstone National Park has seen its popularity soar in the last few years, which is surprising considering people being joined at the hip with their devices. While many enjoy the beauty of the park, some people just “can’t.” That’s why they post hysterically bad reviews on Yelp and Google. Here are some of the most amusing and roast worthy.

  • “Seen one majestic and colorful thermal feature of archaebacteria, you’ve seen them all. They don’t even let you touch the geysers, and there’s only black and grizzly bears no panda, polar or cave bears.”

  • “There’s no Starbucks for a hundred miles around. No street-side falafel stands (the park ranger said something about bears tragically ending the first experiment). They don’t let you swim in the spa pools. You can’t throw your trash onto the street like NYC. There’s nowhere to get a pastrami on rye at 2 a.m. It’s worse than Hoboken!”

  • “I’d give it 5 stars. But the wifi was terrible.”

  • “Old Faithful isn’t so faithful any more.”

  • “The rangers therein were unfriendly and frankly rude. Looking back now, though, I can hardly blame them as they dealt with some of the remarkable idiocy we witnessed in the park — from triple-parked tourists (who we watched drinking tea from their parked car where they had boxed in another), hand-feeding the wild moose, to whole families drinking water straight from a bubbling stream (rampant diarrhea in your RV, anyone?)”

  • “Trash everywhere. Rude staff. Aggressive bears and squirrels.”

  • “The stones aren’t even yellow!”

  • “Has a distinct lack of cell towers. I was not able to play Pokémon Go the whole time. No bars no stars.”

Source: Bozeman Daily Chronicle

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