Funny Tweets: The Marriage Edition!

While being married can be great, there are definitely some frustrations, and even boredom, that comes once you’re been married a long time, and now some folks are sharing some truths about being hitched on social media. 

"Huffington Post" recently gathered some of the funniest tweets about marriage, and we bet there are plenty of couples who can definitely relate.

Tweets include (check out some more here):

dADDisms@Beagz
“Now what?”
- Me and my wife at 7:46pm on date night after we’ve already been to Target, Costco and Home Depot.
954
8:05 PM - Nov 16, 2019
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161 people are talking about this

Jawbreaker🎄@sixfootcandy
My husband and I have this rule that whoever opens the clean dishwasher has to unload it. It’s been full since 1995.
948
9:22 AM - Nov 7, 2019
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223 people are talking about this

Mom On The Rocks@mom_ontherocks
Husband: Could you have said that with a little less attitude?
Me: I could have but then I wouldn’t be the woman you married.
1,159
9:13 AM - Nov 17, 2019
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295 people are talking about this

WTFDAD@daddydoubts
I just want my wife to love me the way she loves reality television.
313
5:08 PM - Nov 6, 2019
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77 people are talking about this

brent@murrman5
[wife in the kitchen] youre not bringing that to my parents house for thanksgiving
[me making the zombie brain dip I made for our halloween party] people went wild for this
482
7:14 AM - Nov 4, 2019
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53 people are talking about this

MotherPlaylist@MotherPlaylist
Pray for my husband who I just caught tearing up one of my Bed Bath & Beyond coupons. Like, who did I marry OMG
15
5:26 PM - Jul 21, 2018
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Rodney Lacroix@RodLacroix
Me: Bathroom is cleaned.
Wife: Thank you.
Me: Why do we keep the toilet brush in the shower?
Wife: What?
Me: Why is the toilet brush in the shower?
Wife: What the hell are you talking about?
Me: The puffy thing with the handle.
Wife: MY LOOFAH?!
Me: You named the toilet brush?
947
3:23 PM - Nov 12, 2019
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198 people are talking about this

Momtribevibe@momtribevibe
Me: We are leaving in 10 minutes, is everyone ready?!
Kids:
Husband: Ya, I just need to cut the grass, take a crap and have a quick shower.
696
9:12 AM - Nov 17, 2019
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132 people are talking about this

Maryfairyboberry@MaryJustice86
Marriage is spending years carefully learning your spouse’s likes and dislikes so you can order things they hate and won’t steal off your plate.
1,125
4:17 PM - Nov 6, 2019
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272 people are talking about this

Source: Huffington Post

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